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Monday, 25 November 2013

Man Swallows Female Undergrad For Money Rituals!


It’s rather appalling that no matter how much noise that’s made about security consciousness, a lot of people would still fall victims in certain circumstances. This particular incident is quite heart rending. It’s a story of a young female undergrad of the Ebonyin State University who was lured by an alleged occultist to have a swell time at his hotel lobby after a friend’s party, and no sooner had they gotten to his suite than he transmuted into a giant python and swallowed her up. Though it might sound surreal, or like something from a movie script, but pictures they say, never lie! The man’s identity  was difficult to ascertain because of his transmutation and that of the girl too, but eyewitnesses say that the people who checked into the room where the giant python was eventually found, were an average aged man and a young student, and were most likely from the university, as that’s a hot spot for the students, the hotel  which is in an obscure area of the town is notorious, and residents have long be complaining about it but nothing has been done.
We gathered that when the hotel attendants waited for the occupants of the room to check out and they didn’t, they had to forcefully open the door and were shocked to find a huge python with a woman in its belly. The police were informed but could do little or nothing on getting to the scene. However it has remained a puzzle to the people, and we are still working on the story, but in the mean time we urge young girls to be more security conscious especially in this yuletide season… as they say, “the zenvironment is tight and boys are not smiling!” may God help us all.

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Popular Broadcaster, Dayo Adeneye (D1) In Paternity Scandal...His UK Love Child Expose







There`s definitely a top secret popular broadcaster, Dayo Adeneye a.k.a D1 would not want anybody to know if he has his way but unfortunately the beans has been spilled. The business partner of the famous Kenny Ogungbe of PrimeTime Entertainment fame is sure having sleepless night over his amorous affair with a lady who`s based in the UK.
According to sources, Dayo Adeneye must have bitten more than he can chew as his unguarded extra marital affairs has started to hunt him as plans to get rid of the pregnancy which his UK mistress had for him was abortive leaving D1 at crossroads.
This office gathered reliably that D1 met this Calabar born babe, Susan Ekpe during the 2009 Nottinghill Carnival and the duo has been closely inseparable since then to the extent that D1 found her house in London as second home and was even at his best when Susan came to Nigeria for the first time, learnt he sent his car to pick her at the airport and also spoilt her silly during her stay.
The source who`s close to the lovebirds hinted that the once bubbly Susan is now a sad lady as she now has to nurture and fend, all alone for her almost 2 years old child, a bouncing baby girl who`s D1`s perfect replica.
We were told that, D1 had actually been strict with the use of condom during the constant relationship that lasted almost 4 years until he decided to go it `raw` and feel the natural depth of Susan`s `canal` one fateful evening.
Weeks after, the result came and our dear D1 stood his ground that it must be an abortion, though Susan who`s then in her early 30s tried all she could but unfortunately the baby who`s now named Rebecca refused to be aborted given credence to its Biblical meaning of ~To Bind~, so the baby has forever bind the union.         
Rebecca`s mum who works in the UK is sick and tired of everything, according to sources, she`s not asking for too much, not marriage this time but for the broadcaster to take up his responsibility and all this she has tried to pursue in a solemn and subtle way without success.
In our facts finding mission, we tried to get in touch with Dayo Adeneye for his own side of the story, when this office got him, he was so attentive but the moment he heard the name, Susan Ekpe, he quickly cut off the phone, and we however rang him back severally but he ignored the calls. We`re still on the story, we shall give you more as events unfold.
Jite Usman

Lagos Justices @ War Over N369m Fraud “You`re A Cheat”-Inumidun Akande Blasts Ayotunde Phillips




There`s a serious reputation and integrity controversy rocking the highest judicial body in Lagos State and the matter is so weighty to the extent that accusing finger is being pointed at the sitting Chief Justice of Lagos State, Justice Ayotunde Phillips who`s being alleged of being a fraud by his predecessor, the immediate past Chief Justice of Lagos, Justice Inumidun Akande.
According to dependable sources at the office of the Lagos State Governor, Mr. Governor is said to be so surprised and embarrassed that he had to set up a panel of enquiry to investigate the fraud.
Tracing the genesis of the shameful act, bubble burst when the immediate past Chief Justice, Inumidun Akande got the wind of the ridiculous amount the new Judge, Ayotunde Phillips quoted to have spent to renovate the official residence on 4 Thompson Avenue, Ikoyi, Lagos shortly after she left the oval office.
Our source confided in us that, the immediate past Chief Judge of Lagos had claimed to have renovated the official residence with N139m ( One Hundred and Thirty Nine Million Naira) in 2011 and in 2013, the new Judge, Ayotunde Phillips, we gathered quoted N369m (Three Hundred and Sixty Nine Million Naira only), a development that pitched the two honourable justices against each other.
The matter is being kept under wrap at the top in Lagos but that notwithstanding, Mr. Governor has set up a panel headed by the honourable Commissioner for Works, Dr. Obafemi  Hamzat to secretly look into the matter and come up with his findings.
However, in our facts finding mission, we spoke to the honourable Commissioner, Dr. Hamzat who denied anything of such, “HELLO Tunde thanks for getting in touch but I can assure you there`s nothing of such”, he told us but efforts to speak to both Justices were abortive as we gathered they`re in England observing a little rest due to the fact that courts are on vacation.

Jite Usman.



My Most Embarrassing Moment As A Queen-Fiona Amuzie




She`s no doubt enjoying the limelight bestowed on her once upon a time quiet personality by getting to be crowned as the Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2010. For Fiona Amuzie, being a Queen has not taken anything from the way she lived her life, the only thing that changed, according to her is the fact that, being a former beauty Queen opens doors and the fact that she`s always in people`s inner memory each time she attends social function which she rarely does.
Tracing her educational past, Fiona is of the opinion that she had to leave the University of Jos where she`s studying  Microbiology when she became a Queen and according to her, the reason for this is simple, ` I wasn`t really enjoying the course I was pursuing because I know am not going to do anything with it eventually, so I decided to differ my admission to be able to cope with my reign because I see being a beauty Queen as a stepping stone for bigger things in life`, she enthused.
And to buttress her point, the first step the third girl in a family of 5 took the moment she dropped her crown was to go the way of education, `I know I don`t have any other choice, education is something anybody needs to become anything in life, so all the time I was a Queen, I have been making plans to go back to school and here I got a choice am totally happy with.
Fiona is now a second year student of the University of Coventry, United Kingdom studying Psychology and that`s not all, the drop dead beauty who represented Nigeria at the Miss World beauty competition in 2010 is working on a bigger project she intends to unveil soon aside her NGO, Fiona Amuzie Orgainisation, a foundation campaigning against trafficking in persons and Child-Labour, FOTIP.
Sharing one of her embarrassing moments with us, the fair complexioned ex beauty Queen who hails from Anambra State said, `Ummm….I think this one about the US Embassy when I went for the US visa in full regalia having my crown and everything on, you can`t believe it, they denied me the visa and was able to get it back after my reign, this time I went to the Embassy now as Fiona Amuzie and I got it`, she giggled.
About her choice of man and when she would love to be married, Fiona has this to say, `for me, marriage can come anytime as long as the Mr. Right shows his face wherever he is and as for the type of man, am not choosy, just wants God to direct me to get a man who can cater for me and the family`, she said on a final note.

Friday, 19 July 2013

Top Female Architect, Fifi Ejindu`s Pact With President Jonathan



President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan recently inaugurated the National Heritage Council & Endowment For The Arts in Abuja and one of those charged to bring their wealth of experience to bear is no one but one of Nigeria`s epitome of beauty and brain, Arc. Fifi Ejindu.
The choice of Fifi Ejindu as one of the members of the public private initiative, we gathered was precipitated from her impressive track records and passion for fashion, culture and philanthropy.
Hers is not all about beauty, she`s scored many first, both in academics and career.
During her college days, the graduate of the prestigious Pratt Institute of Architecture, New York, USA came out in flying colours when she beat her course mates to earn herself an enviable status of a First Class student in a male dominated career, and not just that, the paragon of beauty is holding a record as the very first female African Architecture graduate in that school.
Golden fish they say have no hiding place, little wonder she`s been one of Nigeria`s most celebrated female Architects. Architect Fifi has done quite a lot in the area of service to humanity.
A woman full of high taste for fashion and panache, aside being on board of National Heritage Council, she`s also part of the forthcoming celebration of Africa fashion and culture in the United Kingdom, The Africa Fashion Week that holds in Dorschester, in London.
As a member of the National Heritage Council and Endowment For The Arts, they`re charged to ensure the protection and conservation of places and objects of heritage significance and the registration of such places and objects; integrate heritage management into the planning system of government and the private sector and placement of heritage as a priority for nation-building and national identity.
According to her when she spoke briefly with your soar away National Enquirer, the aim is to secure funding, develop policies for the sector, create public awareness and education and encourage knowledge production in heritage subjects that place special emphasis on the development of living heritage projects and build a nation proud of its heritage.
She`s indeed a worthy ambassador of our culture and heritage.



Idan Irawo Producer, Kunle Agboola Dies In US

The family of a media guru, record label owner and producer of a popular Yoruba programme, Idan Irawo has announced the death of their belov...