It
was a beautiful Saturday morning, I was garbed in a pair of jeans, on a pair of
Timberland boots, a military sweat shirt, and my JackMoody denim jacket. I had
been attacked by men of the underworld the night before whilst we were on
production, at the office. So I slung my black Ted Baker satchel across my
right shoulder, armed with my camera, my midget, and some other small gizmos, I
was more determined, to embark on this adventure, than ever before. I was
headed for the ancient city of brown roofs, Ibadan where a one-time Nigeria’s
most notorious and dreaded bandit that ever lived SHINA RAMBO mounted the
pulpit to preach!!! What an irony you would say.
Now
Mathew Oluwanifemi, Shina Rambo was a name that sent shivers down the spine of
people who lived in the South West of Nigeria and even outside Nigeria, like
Benin Republic and neighbourhood, in the 1990’s. He was a hardened criminal, a
terror and killer, one whom men of the security agencies will never forget in a
haste! A man mountain, towering about 6ft 5inch, well built, dark skinned and
sweltering eyes, he carried out his operations, like a movie, in the broad day light, with
sophisticated weapons, and bullet belts and explosives strapped roundabout him!
He specialized in robbing exotic cars on highways and banks. Nothing could stop
him, not even security operatives, he was totally invincible. He was Shina
Rambo!
He
was born in the year 1958 to a military man who was a bad egg in the service.
His father was from Abeokuta in Ogun state, but his mother was a native of
Sabongida–Ora in Edo state. His father had over 18 wives, as was the norm for
soldiers to impregnate virtually every woman they met where they were posted
to! His father used his military influence to rob innocent citizens, and always
brought huge amount of money home! This used to entice little Shina. He
recalls, “I remembered when I was about 7 years old, my father came home with a
lot of money, foreign currencies, with blood on it, and they were using
something like a woman’s scarf to wipe it, then I asked him, is this an
animal’s blood, or human blood? But he
wouldn’t answer me, they were just drinking, smoking, and merry making.”
Shina
was already indoctrinated into the underworld by his father at a tender age of
7 without him knowing it, as he would sit in front of his son, to dismantle and
assemble all sorts of weapons and then polishing them in preparation for an
operation! This went on for so long till one day, little Shina, entered into
his father’s room while he had stepped into the toilet, and saw a dismembered
gun on the floor. He sat down in front of it, and bit by bit, he had assembled
it effortlessly in no time at all. His father came out of the toilet, and saw
his son, with a loaded gun in his hands. Shina flashed back and said, “That day
my father was so disappointed, that he wanted to kill me, he grabbed the gun
from my hand and shot straight at me, but I miraculously escaped out of the
room. Then he waited for me to be less alert at night he came to my room with a
machete and tried to behead me, but once again, I escaped, but the machete
caught my left leg. (rolled up his trouser to show us the large scar, that made
everyone sighed in pity). It cut me so deep I thought I was never going to walk
again. That day I knew I had graduated,
all that was left was to pull the trigger, and I was so eager!
Shina
Rambo became so notorious in no time, and was hell bent on succeeding in his
career as an armed robber, that he went through any length to secure spiritual
powers for fortification. To the extent of pounding over 27 live new born
babies in the mortar with a pestle, cutting off about 100 human tongues and
cooking them to eat, visiting the spiritual river called river of life in Ogoja,
Cross Rivers State, living in an Iroko tree for days, and sleeping in the
cemetery. He was given a spiritual wife who always followed him for any operation,
she dressed like an Alhaja, people thought she was human, but she was a spirit,
that was why they never saw her face. He
said she was his personal driver, that she could drive from Nigeria to Cotonou,
in the speed of light. Hear him. ”I was involved in so many rituals, that I
can’t start naming them now, I was so powerful, I went underground, inside
trees that looked like a city, a lot of beautiful houses inside the tree, I had
my own too, I went into a river called
River of life in Ogoja, where a lot of politicians and wealthy men used
to come, I had several personalities, I could change my form whenever I wanted
to, that’s why the police were busy killing innocent people, and thought they
were killing Shina Rambo. The 9 herbalists that gave me that power, I became
stronger than them, one day I went to their shrines, and killed all of them, so
that they don’t reveal my secrets. I had too many powers; my spiritual wife could
drive any car in this world or out of it, no police vehicle, or anyone for that
matter, could ever chase and catch me during an operation. She was out of this
world, and when she had completed her operation, they took her away from me. I
could give anything to get powers, and the elders knew, so they also gave me
anything I wanted. I once beheaded hundred men, and gave them the heads fresh,
they were so happy with me that they made me invincible. No matter the kind of
bullet you shot at me, it was just like pure water on my body. I could give
anything to get power, but of all the things I did to get power, the one that
still breaks my heart the most, is sleeping with my mother. My father is dead
now, but my mother is still alive, and she lives with me she is 85 years old,
whenever I set my eyes on her, I just start crying. I can`t bear it.
Shina
Rambo was a raging terror, he was infallibly dangerous, the police dreaded him,
both in Nigeria, and Benin Republic, his place of interest for business. He
would go to police stations, in broad daylight and kill every policeman there,
drive to check points and open fire on every policeman on duty, he didn’t like
the police at all, and was never afraid of them, he operated in broad day light
armed to the teeth looking like Johny Rambo, in the popular Sylvester Stalone
movie, “First Blood”! He once robbed 40 exotic cars in one day and drove all of
them in a convoy, from Lagos to Cotonou, unstopped. He was powerful; he was
wealthy, and impenetrable. He was a tin god, apparently belched from the very
arroyo hell, we all dreaded him. He had a wife and three children, but he lost
all of them in one day during a bloody police raid whilst he was away on
operation. His wife was his stabilizing factor his life changed afterwards. He
says “my wife was everything to me, I was forbidden by the elders to sleep with
any other woman apart from her, I could gather about 50 women around me in a
hotel, and they will just be playing with me, we would smoke, drink, and sniff
cocaine, I will give them money but I will never sleep with them, I will go
back home to my wife and sleep with her. That was why the police never caught
me. She knew my job, she knew what I was, I never left them alone at night, I operated
in the day time and go back home to my family at night. I had everything, I was
very wealthy, I once spent 50 million naira in a day. I did it a lot, there was one day that we
were coming from an operation and it seemed as if my powers were going to fail
me, the police and the army were almost closing in on us, so we had to drive
into a crowd and threw millions of naira in the air, there was commotion,
everybody was busy picking naira notes even the police, until we escaped. I was
too rich, but anything the devil gives you never lasts, he will collect more
from you, it’s only the devil that will give you Fila, (cap) and ask for Iro
and Buba.(wrapper and top) I lost everything, all the
money, my family; I was so
powerful the police couldn’t catch me but I lost it all, I had to
surrender myself to the police, and I was arrested and jailed for 11 years. When
I was serving my jail term in Agodi prisons, Ibadan, Prophet T.O Obadare came
visiting, and having been encouraged several times by the Christian brothers
and sisters in the prison to give my life to Christ, he prayed for me and
converted me, and changed my name to Oluwanifemi, and it was so miraculous, the
next day I woke up and started speaking in tongues. It was during the time of
President Olusegun Obasanjo, that we were granted freedom.
At
this point, I was glued to my seat, the revival where Shina Rambo gave this
exclusive confession was on an open ground revival in the ancient city of
Ibadan, right in front of me, on stage, was Evangelist Mathew Oluwanifemi, the
once feared Shina Rambo, clad in a loose fitting shirt, black pants and a pair
of leather sandals with a black Holy Bible in his hands, gigantic dark skinned
and bald headed, still had those fiery looks, and stealth movement. I was more transfixed than focused, God is
indeed awesome, he picked the offering basket
raised it to the congregation
prayed and asked who had anything to give to God,
at first I was reluctant, my mind
was occupied and out of an innate
compulsion, sheer curiosity I stood up, dipped my hand in my pocket walked
towards him briskly and calculatedly
brought out my offering, dropped it into the basket, and looked deep
into his eyes, I had too many things to ask him, there were too many questions
unanswered. He looked back at me, and spoke in Yoruba, saying God bless you my
brother; we know your type when we see them. The congregation broke into a mild
giggle, as all eyes were on me as I went back to my seat, with a lot of things
on my mind, and the red light on my midget still blinking, in the breast pocket
of my jacket…..
To
be continued……
