Stop Press! ”Prof. Wole Soyinka Hale and Hearty”-Aide

The rumour making the rounds about the state of health of Nobel laureate, Prof. Akinwande Oluwole Soyinka a.k.a Wole Soyinka that the award winning poet and statesman is dead is a tissue of lies afterall. The rumour has been described as figments of imagination of bad people.

This was made to bear by one of the closest aides of the Nobel laureate, Kola who spoke to your darling National Enquirer some minutes ago, “we have also heard, there’s nothing like that, Prof. is hale and hearty, thank you Tunde for getting in touch to clear the air”, Kola told us at exactly 12.29am today, Sunday February 1^st, 2015.  

Dr. Sid’s Sister, Tobar Gets Diamond Ring From French Lover

Tobor, the pretty-younger sister of Mavin Records’ Dr. Sid and daughter of the late Nollywood icon, Justus Esiri must have found love. The cute lady was recently dazzled by her French lover who she met in 2011, he surprised her with so many roses and crowned it with a lovely diamond ring when he proposed to her last November, 2014 in Paris where they’ve gone for vacation recently.

Wedding bells, National Enquirer gathered is ringing soon and you can be sure to read it here first.

End Time Signs! Pastor’s Daughters Caught In Lesbianism Shots…Viewers Discretion Advised

Wonders they say shall never cease to happen. These young ladies are said to be daughters of a man of God and both were recently caught having fun in the bathroom fondling each other’s boobs while laughing at camera as a third party clicked away. The erotic pictures of the spoilt brat later leaked and this is the outcome of their carelessness but a school of thought is of the opinion that, it might be purposeful for reasons best known to them.  

President Jonathan Takes Campaign To Ayirimi Emami

President Goodluck Jonathan is no doubt leaving no stone unturned in his campaign strategy to walk tall in the forthcoming February 14 2015 election.

The president, NationalEnquirer gathered reliably had to by-pass protocols when he made a dramatic appearance at the residence of Warri billionaire and CEO of A & E Gas, Ayiri Emami to get his support for the election. 

President Jonathan, we gathered was dressed like a school boy with a shirt and a pair of pant during the private visit to the ex-militant turned billionaire Ayiri Emami's home.

The visit is so casual and unofficial that, Emami's younger brother couldn't believe his eyes when the president turned up and the youngman was so flabbergasted that he began clicking away with his phones and paint the whole instagram red with this caption, "We had to welcome the president to our home".

The president later went into a secret meeting with the influential money bag but details of their tete-a-tete is what we don't have for now.       

DAY JEMMTEK RESOURCES COMMISSIONED CHEMICAL BLENDING PLANT IN PORT-HARCOURT.

L-R.
Engr. Ernest Nwapa, FNSE. Executive Secretary. Nigerian Content
Development Monitoring Board. Engr. Afolabi Oladele, FNSE. Executive
Director. Jemmtek Resources And Mr. Jimi Adetula. Managing Director
Jemmtek Resources .

Engr. Kunle Teniola G.M. Jemmtek Resources. MS. Solape Adefala. Company
Secretary. Jemmtek Resources. Engr. Afolabi Oladele,FNSE E.D. Jemmtek
Resources. Mrs. Sibeudu. Rep.DPR Director. Mrs. Ellion Adetula. Mr Jimi
Adetula M.D. Jemmtek Resources. Engr. Ernest Nwapa, FNSE. Executive
Secretary. Nigerian Content Development Monitoring Board (NCDMB).Engr.
Ayo Shote. M.D. Baker Hughes Nigeria.on the extreme right. Engr. David
Inemugha, Rep. of GGM NAPIMS.
During the commissioning of Jemmtek Resources Chemical Blending plant in
Port-harcourt.

As Nigeria intensifies her campaign for local content in the Oil and Gas sector, an indigenous wholesale manufacturer of petroleum drilling chemicals, Jemmtek Resources Limited has commissioned a chemical production blending plant in Port-Harcourt, Rivers State, Nigeria.
 
The commissioning was done by the Executive Secretary of the Nigeria Content Development Monitoring Board (NCDMB), Engr. Ernest Nwapa (FNSE) on November 13th, 2014 at the company’s premises in Port-Harcourt.
 
The new plant according to the US based managing director of Jemmtek Resources, Jimi Adetula remains the sole manufacturer of TEKMUD Drilling Fluids Additives, and the sole distributor of IBEX Products in West Africa.
 
The history of Jemmtek Resources Limited dates back to 1992, when it set up a blending plant in Trans-Amadi, Port-Harcourt, Rivers State and produced chemicals under the label of IBEX Chemicals Nigeria Limited, the company was later registered as Jemmtek Resources Limited. It is a 100% indigenous company involved in oil and Gas business in Nigeria.
 
Its area of specialty includes but not limited to Drilling Fluid Chemicals& Engineering Services, Solids Control, Oil Tools (Drill Bits) and Production Chemicals. It is also noteworthy to mention that Jemmtek is the Nigerian Content partner to Baker Hughes Company Limited as well.
 
Some of the chemicals produced and blended include Primary and Secondary emulsifiers, Demulsifiers, Drilling detergents, Rig wash and Corrosion inhibitors. The plant is capable of producing up to 500 drums of chemicals in a week. With confidentiality agreement, it can produce special chemicals for other companies on request.
 
Jemmtek has in the last two years drilled and deliver six wells for NPDC on their Oredo and Ogini fields – Drilling Chemicals and Engineering services. We have also deliver three (3) wells for the same NPDC on their Okono field in the area of Solids Control and one well for Allied Energy a subsidiary of Camac Petroleum. Jemmtek in conjunction with Baker Hughes is presently working for Addax Petroleum Dev. Company Limited on TB 2209 (Ossu 23) among others in the area of Drilling Fluid Chemicals and Engineering Services together with the Solids Control Services. It is worthy to mention here that more than 60% of the chemicals used for this operations are blended in our facility.

Desmond Elliot Reacts To Alcohol Rumour

Nollywood star and APC candidate for the forthcoming State Assembly election in Lagos, Desmond Olushola Elliot has reacted to the misrepresentation of his person as being reckless, irresponsible and above all a drunk owing to a photograph of him in circulation holding 2 bottles of champagne.

According to the award winning actor who spoke through his publicist, Tunde Moshood, the said photograph which is currently circulating is a mere political propaganda and has nothing to do with recklessness as the public has been made to perceive of his person. 

And the irony of it is that, I don't even drink alcohol, not even at all, at least this is very easy to confirm, my colleagues in the movie industry can attest to this, those bottles of champagne were presented to us as gifts by the CDA Chairman that community while we were on the campaign procession and because of the fact that, I am the popular face among the politicians, they were handed to me and in the spirit of the campaign, I just brandished it, and later handed it to guys, Desmond stated.

So it's surprising to see that the gesture of goodwill and acceptance which is meant to be seen as a honour have been given a different name by detractors but that notwithstanding, I've taken note of this and will be more careful henceforth of what not to be involved in, he quipped on a final note.

“Wicked Rumour! Mallam Isyaku Bello Hale & Hearty”-Garba Shehu

The death rumour flying around about Mallam Isyaku Bello, the man who cleared the air on the controversy shrouding General Mohammadu Buhari’s school certificate has been dismissed to be the figment of the peddlers’ imagination.

Like a wild fire, the rumour of Mallam Isyaku Bello’s death has rented the air, the rumour has it that unknown gunmen had killed his enemy but in our facts finding mission to verify its authenticity, your darling magazine, National Enquirer sought the audience of GMB’s Spokesperson, Garba Shehu who confided in us that there’s nothing close that.

“I can tell you nothing close to that Moshood, we’ve also heard and we got someone to talk to the man immediately, he’s hale and hearty, thanks for your prompt action to verify this, this is what nation building and the kind of change we’re talking about should be all about”, Garba told us.